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September 6, 2009 1:51 AM

(via siddman)

ZOOEY. ASSHOLE.NOBODY SPELLS “KATY” WRONG BECAUSE IT IS THE RETARDED PHONETIC VERSION OF “KATIE” THAT 1st GRADERS USE.KATY PERRY’S VAGINA SMELLS LIKE VINEGAR AND GASOLINE.AND HER BOOBS? GROSS.

ZOOEY. ASSHOLE.
NOBODY SPELLS “KATY” WRONG BECAUSE IT IS THE RETARDED PHONETIC VERSION OF “KATIE” THAT 1st GRADERS USE.

KATY PERRY’S VAGINA SMELLS LIKE VINEGAR AND GASOLINE.

AND HER BOOBS? GROSS.

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