I'm Carleigh. Doberwoman. Therapizer. Your sexually neutral best friend. I address most situations the same way a Tyrannosaurus Rex addresses Sam Neill. I like yarn, tequila and pho. I yell "All Aboard The Friend Ship" at 20 minute intervals when I go out drinking.
MY CAT WAS MY TWIN BROTHER IN ANOTHER LIFE. OF THIS I AM TOTALLY POSITIVE. THE END.